What do you get when you combine a
perpetually 10-year old, comic book-reading, Universal horror-loving
Monster Kid with a sarcastic, acerbic, opinionated old man, stuff them
into one somewhat rotund 43-year old body, with access to a computer
keyboard? You get The Unimonster, that’s what.
From my earliest days, I was destined to
be a fan of genre movies. I can clearly remember watching the Star
Trek episode “Miri” when it first aired in 1966, and have been a
hard-core Trekker ever since. I lived for Halloween, loved ghost
stories, and never missed a monster movie. I can remember the first
movie to give me nightmares (THE NAVY vs. THE NIGHT MONSTERS), and the
first time I heard Colin Clive scream “It’s alive!” I can still recall
the experience of lying in front of the car at the local drive-in,
watching NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD for the first time, while nervously
scanning the treeline beyond the screen, waiting for the sight of
shambling zombies to emerge.
As I grew older, I discovered that I was
not alone in my love of monsters and horror. I found thousands of
‘cousins’, and a kindly old uncle named Forry, in the pages of
Famous Monsters of Filmland magazine. I learned that there was a
wide and diverse world of genre films that awaited my eager interest,
and I learned that monsters might be as close as the ocean waters,
less than 20 miles from my home, that I swam in as often as possible.
One movie in the summer of 1975 changed
all that, and became the single most terrifying film I’ve ever seen.
That’s the summer I saw JAWS for the first time… and haven’t swum in
the ocean since.
A lot of years,
and a lot of movies, have passed since I was that Monster Kid, and
things changed as they must. One thing that never changed, however, is
my love of horror films, and genre movies in general. And when I decided
to become serious about my writing, it was natural that I wrote about
what I know and love—horror. Thanks to the editor, and others, who
recognize that what I may lack in talent is more than balanced by an
authentic love of and enthusiasm for the genre, I’m able to share that
Monster Kid’s love and enthusiasm with monster fans everywhere.
Editor's Note: John "The
Unimonster" Stevenson, the most prolific writer CreatureScape has,
arrived in November of 2005 and has never looked back . . . except for
the occasional zombie. John writes essays, opinions and rants in
his "Crypt of the Unimonster" columns and DVD reviews in his
"Creatures Featured" columns.
(June 07) "As
dedicated monster collectors will attest, there is no shortage of
horror collectibles on the market today, and most of them are truly
superb in terms of quality and faithfulness to their subject. . . .
The one drawback to all of this? Price." John looks back at classic
monster toys and finds more than meets the eye . . . Read more
here.
(May 07) Vampires
shouldn’t live in ritzy, million-dollar Manhattan condos, or travel
around in executive helicopters. They certainly shouldn’t need Glock
23’s in order to deal with their foes. Did Lugosi ever feel the need
to slip a Chief’s Special into the pocket of his tuxedo? I think not.
Read more
here.
Movies With No Name: Ten “Diamonds in
the Rough” that are Worth the Effort to Track Down by John P. Stevenson
(April 07) Everyone has their
favorite horror films, and I’m certainly no exception. I have my
favorite vampire films, my favorite giant bug movies, my favorite
Euro-horrors… well, you name the horror or sci-fi genre, and I’ll have
a list of favorites ready for you. Most of you, I’m sure, have
similar lists of your own. (Read more
here.)
Aurora’s Monster Models
by John P. Stevenson(April 07) "Anyone who was a
regular reader of Famous Monsters in the ‘60’s and ‘70’s will remember
the ads for these kits . . . Dracula and Frankenstein, the Wolf-Man
and the Mummy, the skeletal Prisoner of Castle Mare chained to the
section of dungeon wall, even a scraggly-toothed, wart-nosed witch,
hard at work stirring a bubbling cauldron."
Read more
here.
When Science Attacks—The Sci-Fi Horror
of the 1950’s
by John P. Stevenson(March 07) Whether the threat was an invading alien, a mutated insect, or an evil
scientist, the threat struck at the American way of life, embodied in
a variety of forms. The location might be in an arctic research
station, the New Mexico desert, or a Coney Island amusement park, but
it was Americana under attack, and the indomitable American spirit was
always equal to the challenge. Read more
here.
Universal’s Unsung Monster:
The Mummy Kharis
by John P. Stevenson "The Kharis films
have a quality common to all of the Universal horror films of the
1940’s… they are incredibly fun movies." Read more
here.
2006 in
Review--The Best and Worst of 2006 in Horror, Sci-fi and Fantasy
by John Stevenson
It was a year of ups and downs in the genre, but generally, we leave
2006 in better shape than we entered it, which is always a good thing.
Join John
as he dissects the year that was, and get us ready for the year
that will be.